Week 27: OFFL Cup Third Round Fixtures

Everyone point at West Vam

Another week like this and we'll have a new League Leader.  Inter Milandrover snaffles a Manager of the Week certificate for their manager as they score 15 points in a week that, let's face it, only had two Premiership fixtures.

Now look at Tom Vamos and his West Vam.  Come on, everyone.  Look at him.  Now point a bit.

Now, pat him sympathetically on the back and play nicely.

OFFL Cup

Third Round, fixtures

To be played in Week 31

 Olympilimps FC  v  Johnny's Heroes
     Gavin Ward     Sarah-Jane John

         Minted  v  Multiple Scorgasms
Minty Colquhoun     Sarah Bingham

Neil's Diamonds  v  Lashings of Cheese
 Neil McConaghy     Chris Walsh

    Real Mcdrid  v  FC Maalcoma
   Craig McHugh     Malcolm Pratt

One thing's for sure... we'll be seeing at least one lovely lady in the semi-finals.  And at least two lovely gentlemen.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0  0 326

 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7 15 313

 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.9  9 303

 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0  9 294

 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6  7 290

 6 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9 10 270

 7 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8  7 258

 8 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          54.7  7 251

 9 Moobchester United     John King           53.5  0 249

10 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5  9 241

11 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6  9 236

12 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  3 230

13 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.4  6 229

14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  2 215

15 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  2 207

16 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  0 206

17 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1  5 202

18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  2 164

19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.4  9 149

20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  0 121

21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7 -2  66

                          Week's Average Points         5

                          Total Average Points        229

Week 16: OFFL Cup Group Stage Draw

Manager of the Week this week is Inter Milandrover's Smasher.  A mid-week-fixture-assisted 29 points nudges the current Champions up into second place alongside Neil's Diamonds.  League Leaders FC Maalcoma's numerical margin of superiority is now down to just 4 points. Will Malcolm's eleven week reign at the top of the table come to end next week?

Probably.

The OFFL Cup

First Round Groups

The bottom team of each group will be knocked out of the cup. To be played over the Christmas/New Year period 24th december to 6th January.  You still have plenty of time to make those cup-winning transfers.

Group A

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FC Maalcoma

Johnny's Heroes

Olympilimps FC

Radnorshire Tigers

RST-BOY

Group B

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Inter Milandrover

Multiple Scorgasms

Double's United

Real Mcdrid

Botley Yellow

Group C

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Neil's Diamonds

It's A Snickers

Moobchester United

WWMC

West Vam

Group D

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Pyeators

Irishpool

Minted

Livercoolio

Moreton Rovers

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 23 159

 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 29 155

 2 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.8 26 155

 4 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.5 16 137

 5 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 20 133

 6 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6 23 130

 7 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.7 24 127

 8 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5 22 124

 9 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          53.0 21 123

 9 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9 19 123

11 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 28 121

11 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0 17 121

13 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5 11 113

14 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1 14 106

15 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8 18 105

16 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6 24  93

17 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       52.4 14  92

18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2 11  89

19 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  2  49

20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  4  47

                          Week's Average Points        18

                          Total Average Points        115

Week 13: E.R. is no longer on T.V.

The handsome ER.  No longer on TV.

E.R. is no longer on T.V.  And by that, of course, of course, of course, we mean Edgar Rayner is no longer above Tom Vamos in the race for the wooden spoon.  And while Battling for Bottom sounds like they're a couple of bum fetishists, these managers of Moreton Rovers and West Vam respectively continue their attempts to keep up with Russ Bielby's woefully under-achieving Livercoolio.

At the other end of the table, with only 20 points separating second position from twelfth, the chasing pack are ever so gradually reeling leaders FC Maalcoma back into the fray.  Indeed, Manager of the Week this week is second place Smasher and the 16 points that the Current Champions, Inter Milandrover, notched up sees them become only the second team to pass the 100pt mark, moving up to the top of this crowd of bustling title challengers.

Highest climbers this week are seven-place hoppers, Real Mcdrid.  Manager Craig McHugh continues his sneaky upcreep by shuffling into joint sixth forcing fellow sixth-placer [and this week's lowest faller], Sarah Bingham and her Multiple Scorgasms, to budge up a bit.

First Round of the OFFL Cup is just a month away.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0  5 119
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 16 102
 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.5 11  95
 4 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9  6  93
 4 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  9  93
 6 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1 13  92
 6 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6  3  92
 8 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9  7  90
 9 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.7  4  89
10 Moobchester United     John King           54.7  6  86

11 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  0  85
12 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5 -1  82
13 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          52.6  2  81
14 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5  8  76
14 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.9  4  76
16 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  3  66
17 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       52.4  0  63
18 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  0  51
19 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  8  41
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  1  38


                          Week's Average Points         5
                          Total Average Points         80