Week 28: Outstanding Moobs

Like Les Nipperables, the Moobs were outstanding this week

Moobchester boost up to seventh in the table by making their manager, John King, the Manager of the Week this week. 15 points in a table that averaged just 5.  Outstanding. Just like Anne Hathaway's Les Nipperables.

I mean, what WAS she thinking.

Now look at Tom's Weekly Score.

Oh Tom.

One more thing

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A MESSAGE FROM GAVIN 'OLYMPILIMPS FC' WARD...

This is a shameless plug for sponsorship on a charity ride that I'm doing later this year. If you do feel so inclined I'm gratefully accepting any and all donations here http://www.doitforcharity.com/GWard

All of your donation will go toward the Southampton antenatal and neonatal hospital, which as well as seeing Kirstin and me through a difficult time is also a teaching hospital that prepares some of the finest professionals in the field of medicine.

Thank you for your support

Gavin

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Tinkety Tonk.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0  3 329
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7  4 317
 3 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.9 12 315
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0  2 296
 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6  0 290
 6 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9  0 270
 7 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 15 264
 8 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8  4 262
 9 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          54.7  4 255
10 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5  5 246
11 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0 10 240
12 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6  2 238
13 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  7 236
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 11 226
15 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  8 214
16 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6  4 211
17 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1  4 206
18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2 12 176
19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.4  7 156
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  5 126
21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7 -1  65


                          Week's Average Points         5
                          Total Average Points        235

Week 25: Bum Not Included

Bum Not Included

TOE, LEG, HIP, RIB, ARM, JAW, LIP, GUM, EYE, EAR.  BUM NOT INCLUDED.

And while you consider, in amazement no doubt, that list of 10 three-letter body bits we, here @Studmarks, slip past you with all the information of this week's comings and goings.

In the real world, the Premiership transfer window has thudded shut while ours remains firmly open [mainly due to a rusty hinge and an ever-watchful father who assertively reminds anyone in the vicinity in his own bellowingly forceful way NOT TO TOUCH IT, in spite of the draught].  This might explain our mini-McFlurry of transfer activity of late.

It does not, however, explain why Big Mally is trying to break the rules by asking for three Arsenal players to play for his FC Maalcoma.  A Steward's Enquiry has been launched.  Like a battleship.

Meanwhile, Big Dave Clayton's Pyeators nick into second at last and Big John King claims a Manager of the Week certificate by netting a marvellous 36 points for his Moobchester United.  If the Moobs score like that again next week they'll be through into the Third Round of the OFFL Cup, for sure...

ROUND TWO

Being played this week, Week 26

           Real Mcdrid     v    Irishpool
          Craig McHugh          Mike Smears
          
       Double's United     v    Olympilimps FC
          Rachel Jones          Gavin Ward
          
     Inter Milandrover     v    Minted
               Smasher          Minty Colquhoun
               
       It's A Snickers     v    Multiple Scorgasms
         Ashley Keeler          Sarah Bingham
         
       Neil's Diamonds     v    Livercoolio
        Neil McConaghy          Russ Bielby
        
       Johnny's Heroes     v    Moobchester United
       Sarah-Jane John          John King
     
                  WWMC     v    FC Maalcoma
         Steve Tierney          Malcolm Pratt
         
    Lashings of Cheese     v    Pyeators
           Chris Walsh          Dave Clayton





T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 23 314
 2 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.9 27 290
 3 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2 15 281
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      55.0 17 264
 5 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6 21 262
 6 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9 22 254
 7 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8 18 240
 8 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 36 239
 9 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          54.7 24 234
10 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.7 27 227

11 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.6 18 213
12 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.4 15 212
13 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  6 203
14 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  6 202
15 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  9 200
16 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6 -1 187
17 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.1 12 178
18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  9 158
19 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.4 29 128
20 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4 15 117
21 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7 -2  68


                          Week's Average Points        16
                          Total Average Points        212
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Week 18: Weeeeeee!

As our Chairman starts running around the house, forgetting that he needs the toilet and sucking the sparkly fairy lights into his mouth his bless little Christmas Excitement Overdrive is not just being triggered by thoughts of his bearded chubby double squeezing down the chimney, oh no.  It's also next week's start of the OFFL Cup First Round. WEEEEEEEE!

In the meantime, Johnny's Heroes slips down four places while Manager of the Week John King's Moobchester United [who scored a large 19 this week] now rest in sixth.

And Minty Colquhoun still thinks Darren Bent's got a major goal-scoring run left in him.  Sorry, couldn't keep that in.

Finally, everyone give Kate 'Duchess of Oxford' Wilson a Pity Come-Hither look. Her Botley Yellow lose 4 points.  She's not feeling great about it.

Be careful out there everyone.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

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 1 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       55.0 10 186

 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.2  8 177

 3 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.8  0 160

 4 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.6 10 157

 5 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.5  3 156

 6 Moobchester United     John King           53.5 19 154

 7 Double's United        Rachel Jones        53.9 18 151

 8 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       53.7 14 147

 9 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          53.0 15 146

10 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  8 145

11 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     55.0  5 134

12 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.5  3 130

13 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.1  9 125

13 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5  5 125

15 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       52.4  8 124

16 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.8 11 122

17 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.6 11 118

18 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2 -4  96

19 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  3  53

20 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  3  52

21 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.4  8  16

                          Week's Average Points         7

                          Total Average Points        127