Week 03: Alun's Birthday Present

Birthday Boy [for Wednesday] Alun Edwards is again this week's Manager of the Week notching up a further 17 points for his Radnorshire Tigers and cementing his team's First Place in the League.

Well, we say 'cementing' but we actually mean 'blu-tacking to a warm wall'.

He doesn't look comfortable up there, does he?

Indeed if History is our friend, and it's never been the most pleasant of pals, we'll see the Tigers slipping down the ranks by about week 5.

Shivam Who?

Exactly.

[Happy Birthday Mr Edwards]

In other news, Rachel Jones' Double United skip up into second place while Neil's Diamonds fall down eight places.

Meanwhile, Congratulations go to Manager of the Wymondham Working Man's Club [WWMC], Steve Tierney, who has just sired another Tierney Twonk.

Have a lovely week, all.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5 17  46
 2 Double's United        Rachel Jones        55.0 14  31
 3 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       54.8  6  29
 4 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 15  28
 5 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.7 12  24
 6 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.6  7  23
 6 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.9  0  23
 6 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9 11  23
 9 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     54.9 12  22
10 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          52.6  5  21
11 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.7 15  19
12 Moobchester United     John King           54.7  4  18
12 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9  1  18
14 West Vam               Tom Vamos           43.7  0  15
15 Multiple Scorgasms     Sarah Bingham       54.4 14  14
16 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  2   7
16 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.8 -3   7
18 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         53.8  6   4
19 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4  3   3
19 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.8  2   3


                          Week's Average Points         7
                          Total Average Points         18

Week 02: Transfer Request from him again

Second week into the new season and transfer requests have ALREADY been received.

Now, going on previous seasons' experience, some of you would doubtlessly guess that these requests are from Russell Bielby. And, indeed, you'd be be right. Russell Bielby has submitted a transfer request. But looky-ho. So have our current Champions and 15th place under-performers, Inter Milandrover.

Who says it's too early to panic?

Manager of the Week with 21 points for his Radnorshire Tigers is Alun Edwards. Congratulations, Sir. Top of the pile. Can you hold on to it longer than RST-Boy did.

Carry On.

PS
Any donations for the OFFL Cup prizes this year? The OFFL Lost Property department have nothing and we're getting pretty desperate.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5 21  29
 2 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       54.8 15  23
 2 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.9 12  23
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9 11  17
 4 Double's United        Rachel Jones        55.0 11  17
 6 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          52.6 16  16
 6 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.6 16  16
 8 Moobchester United     John King           54.7 12  14
 9 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 10  13
10 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.7  4  12
10 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9  6  12
12 Pyeators               Dave Clayton        54.8 11  10
12 Minted                 Minty Colquhoun     54.9 10  10
14 Botley Yellow          Kate Wilson         54.2  5   5
15 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8  3   4
16 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.8  2   1
17 Moreton Rovers         Edgar Rayner        51.4 11   0
18 Livercoolio            Russ Bielby         54.8  1  -2


                          Week's Average Points         9
                          Total Average Points         12
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